[推荐]愚人节整蛊秘诀!~

美彦

<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm -0.3pt 0pt 0cm; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-para-margin-right: -.03gd; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">接公安局通知:近期发现你频繁在发送黄色信息,要求你四月一号前速到治安科报到,否则后果自负!<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>昨晚我梦见你,还送你回家,我们走到一栋漂亮的建筑物,你说到了,跑进去,我望着你的身影,还看见上面写着[精神病院].<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>紧急提醒：近日恐有龙卷风天气,出门时务必随身携带两个10公斤重的哑铃,以免被狂风卷上西天.体重轻于50公斤者须加倍.<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>我最最亲爱的朋友,为了使您在4月1日愚人节这天保持清醒不受欺骗,特提供智慧宝典速成,只要您连续读[我是笨蛋]十遍即可学会.<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>你那里有电视吗？赶快看,美国白宫被炸了,整栋楼全塌了,警方已经封锁了整个华盛顿,19人死亡,32人受伤,还有1人受骗,那就是你,呵呵!<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">寻猪启事:本人丢失小猪一只.特征:聪明伶俐,善解人意,身上带一部手机并在查阅短信,速给主人回信息!主人现在好想你!<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">坦白说我很喜欢你,你的眼神,走路的姿势,撒娇的可爱甚至你睡觉的样子,我都着迷!可最让我生气的是你不逮耗子,还老掉毛!<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>说你白痴可你还认识字,说你傻瓜你也还知道生气,说你笨蛋你还知道回短信,可见你还是只聪明的猪,祝你快乐!<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp; </span>一只鸽子跟猪打赌说:我飞到树上你就看不见我,猪不相信,于是鸽子跳进草里.猪在看,猪在看!猪还在看!猪咋还在看呢?<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>很怀念那段日子,你与我静静地走在小路上,你害羞地低着头.乡亲们见了都夸你:嘿,真是可爱啊,也夸我:好孩子这么小年纪就出来放猪!<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>因为你,我相信命运；因为你,我相信前世今生,冥冥之中牵引着我俩,认识了你我好想说:我上辈子是造了什么孽呀!<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>遇到你是我动心的开始,爱上你是我美好的选择.拥有你是我最珍贵的财富.心底最牵挂的人是你.遗憾的是我传错人了.<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>由于4月1日凌晨金星将与地球擦身而过,届时,金星上的金子将洒向地球,地球将下起一场金雨,请你准备好大袋子,等着金雨来临吧,嘿嘿!<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span>收到信息者是埃及木乃伊,删除信息者是非洲臭虫,回信息者是卢旺达野猪,不回复者是手术不成功的泰国人妖<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span>肺活量自测小技巧：放完屁后,低头猛吸,然后观察周围之人有无闻到异味.如有,则须按此法加强锻炼；如无,则证明你乃超人!哈哈!<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p>

mdqz

哈哈～

美彦

<p>笑什么呢</p><p>还不赶快整人去!~呵呵</p>

bille

有点怕被别人整啊!~~~~~