中国式英语大全

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< >1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿 </P><BR>
< >2．How are you ? how old are you？怎么是你，怎么老是你？</P><BR>
< >3．you don’t bird me, I don’t bird you。不鸟我，我也不鸟你。 </P><BR>
<P >4．you have seed I will give you some color to see  see, brothers !together up！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！</P><BR>
<P >15．hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝。</P><BR>
<P >6．you me you me。彼此彼此 </P><BR>
<P >7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ </P><BR>
<P >8．know is know no know is no know .知之为知之，不知为不知。</P><BR>
<P >9．watch sister. 表妹 </P><BR>
<P >10．dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse' son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！</P><BR>
<P >11．American Chinese not enough.　美中不足</P><BR>
<P >12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng, people die车祸现场描述</P><BR>
<P >13．heart flower angry open.心花怒放 </P><BR>
<P >14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过 </P><BR>
<P >15．    小明：I am sorry!</P><BR>
<P >　　　　老外：I am sorry too! </P><BR>
<P >　　　　小明：I am sorry three! </P><BR>
<P >　　　　老外：What are you sorry for? </P><BR>
<P >　　　　小明：I am sorry five! </P><BR>
<P >16．If you want money I have no; if you want life, I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 </P><BR>
<P >17．I call Li old big. To year 25.我叫李老大，今年25。　　</P><BR>
<P >18．you have two down son。你有两下子。　</P><BR>
<P >19．as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！！！！　</P><BR>
<P >20．I give you face you don’t wanna face, you lose you face ,I turn my face.给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸！</P><BR>
<P >21. good good study, day day up 好好学习，天天向上 </P><BR>
<P >22.horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎 </P><BR>
<P >23.go and look! 走着瞧 <BR>24.go to head 去个头 <BR>25.give you some color see see 给你点颜色看看 </P><BR>
<P >26.how are you? how old are you? 怎么是你?怎么老是你？！ <BR>28. where, where 哪里，哪里 <BR>29.red face know me  红颜知己 <BR>30.people mountain people sea 人山人海 <BR>31.we are one home people 我们是一家人 <BR>32.do early fuck every day! 每天都做早操 <BR>33.you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说，有屁快放！ <BR>34.fuck do computer！ 操作电脑 <BR>35.you talk like breaking the wind!!! 你说话像放屁一样!!! <BR>36.fucking good 干得好 <BR>37.i think do fuck you look good mother? 我想做操，你看着好吗？ <BR>38.no door 没门儿 </P><BR>
<P >39.fuck good 干货 <BR>40.no necessary old three old four. 不要老三老四 <BR>41.high high sex sex go big year!!! 高高兴兴过大年！！ </P><BR>
<P >42.this killer is not very cool 这个杀手不太冷 </P><BR>
<P >43. You ask me, I ask who？ <BR>　　你问我，我去问谁？ </P><BR>
<P >44. 甲：people mountain people sea！ <BR>　　师：小case，“人山人海”！ <BR>　　乙：i feel it difficult to pass。 <BR>　　师：哼，“我感到很难过” <BR>　　丙：good good study，day day up！ <BR>　　师：“好好学习，天天向上” <BR>　　丁：three heart two meaning！ <BR>　　师：简单，“三心二意“！ <BR>　　戊：look through autumn water！ <BR>　　师：难不倒我，“望穿秋水“！ </P><BR>
<P >己：red face know me？ <BR>　　师：太简单啦——“红颜知己”！ <BR>　　庚：horse-horse-tiger-tiger呢？ <BR>　　师：嗨，“马马虎虎”呗！ <BR>　　辛：we are brother，who and who！ <BR>　　师：“咱哥俩儿谁跟谁啊”！ <BR>　　壬：but I’m not care three seven twenty-one <BR>　　师：“我不管三七二十一就……” <BR>　　癸：老师，这个你一定不知道：blue who say and the who’s！ <BR>　　师：？？？嗯……这个……我想……（过了十分钟）……真的被你们考倒了……这句是 到底什么意思啊？ <BR>　　癸（很得意地）：哈！不就是“不入虎穴焉得虎子”吗！！</P><BR>
<P >45.昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“Hello?” <BR>外国人：“Hi.“ <BR>前台小姐：“You have what thing?”(你有什么事？) <BR>外国人：“Can you speak English?”(你会讲英语吗?)</P><BR>
<P >前台小姐：“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”(如果我不会说，那我现在说的什么？) <BR>外国人：“Can anybody else speak English? “(还有谁能讲英语吗) <BR>前台小姐：“You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.“(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你.) <BR>外国人：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”(我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗?) 　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.“(喊什么喊，安静点，你到底有什么事?) <BR>老外：“I want to speak to your head.”(我想和你的领导谈谈.) </P><BR>
<P >前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come.”(头儿不在，明再来吧!) </P><BR>
<P >1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿 </P><BR>
<P >2．How are you ? how old are you？怎么是你，怎么老是你？</P><BR>
<P >3．you don’t bird me, I don’t bird you。不鸟我，我也不鸟你。 </P><BR>
<P >4．you have seed I will give you some color to see  see, brothers !together up！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！</P><BR>
<P >15．hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!!有事起奏，无事退朝。</P><BR>
<P >6．you me you me。彼此彼此 </P><BR>
<P >7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ </P><BR>
<P >8．know is know no know is no know .知之为知之，不知为不知。</P><BR>
<P >9．watch sister. 表妹 </P><BR>
<P >10．dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse' son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！</P><BR>
<P >11．American Chinese not enough.　美中不足</P><BR>
<P >12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng, people die车祸现场描述</P><BR>
<P >13．heart flower angry open.心花怒放 </P><BR>
<P >14．go past no mistake past走过路过，不要错过 </P><BR>
<P >15．    小明：I am sorry!</P><BR>
<P >　　　　老外：I am sorry too! </P><BR>
<P >　　　　小明：I am sorry three! </P><BR>
<P >　　　　老外：What are you sorry for? </P><BR>
<P >　　　　小明：I am sorry five! </P><BR>
<P >16．If you want money I have no; if you want life, I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 </P><BR>
<P >17．I call Li old big. To year 25.我叫李老大，今年25。　　</P><BR>
<P >18．you have two down son。你有两下子。　</P><BR>
<P >19．as far as you go to die有多远，死多远！！！！　</P><BR>
<P >20．I give you face you don’t wanna face, you lose you face ,I turn my face.给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸！</P><BR>
<P >21. good good study, day day up 好好学习，天天向上 </P><BR>
<P >22.horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎 </P><BR>
<P >23.go and look! 走着瞧 <BR>24.go to head 去个头 <BR>25.give you some color see see 给你点颜色看看 </P><BR>
<P >26.how are you? how old are you? 怎么是你?怎么老是你？！ <BR>28. where, where 哪里，哪里 <BR>29.red face know me  红颜知己 <BR>30.people mountain people sea 人山人海 <BR>31.we are one home people 我们是一家人 <BR>32.do early fuck every day! 每天都做早操 <BR>33.you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说，有屁快放！ <BR>34.fuck do computer！ 操作电脑 <BR>35.you talk like breaking the wind!!! 你说话像放屁一样!!! <BR>36.fucking good 干得好 <BR>37.i think do fuck you look good mother? 我想做操，你看着好吗？ <BR>38.no door 没门儿 </P><BR>
<P >39.fuck good 干货 <BR>40.no necessary old three old four. 不要老三老四 <BR>41.high high sex sex go big year!!! 高高兴兴过大年！！ </P><BR>
<P >42.this killer is not very cool 这个杀手不太冷 </P><BR>
<P >43. You ask me, I ask who？ <BR>　　你问我，我去问谁？ </P><BR>
<P >44. 甲：people mountain people sea！ <BR>　　师：小case，“人山人海”！ <BR>　　乙：i feel it difficult to pass。 <BR>　　师：哼，“我感到很难过” <BR>　　丙：good good study，day day up！ <BR>　　师：“好好学习，天天向上” <BR>　　丁：three heart two meaning！ <BR>　　师：简单，“三心二意“！ <BR>　　戊：look through autumn water！ <BR>　　师：难不倒我，“望穿秋水“！ </P><BR>
<P >己：red face know me？ <BR>　　师：太简单啦——“红颜知己”！ <BR>　　庚：horse-horse-tiger-tiger呢？ <BR>　　师：嗨，“马马虎虎”呗！ <BR>　　辛：we are brother，who and who！ <BR>　　师：“咱哥俩儿谁跟谁啊”！ <BR>　　壬：but I

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