The Pay Raise Joke

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The Pay Raise!<br/><br/>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br/><br/>One morning, a company CEO read an unusual letter from one of his employees: <br/>Dear Bo$$,<br/><br/>A$ all of u$ have read in the new$paper$, the U$ economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion.<br/><br/>In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.<br/><br/>I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.<br/><br/>Your$ $incerely,<br/><br/>Norman<br/><br/><br/>-----------------------------------------<br/><br/><br/>The next day, the employee received this reply:<br/><br/>Dear NOrman,<br/><br/>I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as of yet.<br/><br/>NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.<br/><br/>I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.<br/><br/>Yours truly,<br/><br/>Manager<br/>