[转帖]世上最强的中国式英文

clarkone

1．we two who and who？ 　咱俩谁跟谁阿 <BR>　　<BR>2．how are you ？ how old are you？ 　怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <BR>　　<BR>3．you don’t bird me，I don’t bird you 　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 <BR>　　<BR>4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see，brothers ！ together up ！ 　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ <BR>　　<BR>5．hello everybody！if you have something to say，then say！if you have nothing to say，go home！！ 　有事起奏，无事退朝 <BR>　　<BR>　　<BR>6．you me you me 　彼此彼此 <BR>　　<BR>7．You Give Me Stop！！ 　你给我站住！ <BR>　　<BR>8．know is know,noknow is noknow 　知之为知之，不知为不知…… <BR>　　<BR>9．WATCH SISTER 　表妹 <BR>　　<BR>10．dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse’son can make hole！！ 　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ <BR>　　<BR>11．American Chinese not enough 　美中不足 <BR>　　<BR>12．one car come one car go ，two car pengpeng，people die 车祸现场描述 <BR>　　<BR>13．heart flower angry open 　心花怒放 <BR>　　<BR>14．go past no mistake past 　走过路过，不要错过 <BR>　　<BR>15.U R American girl 你是美女<BR><BR>16. good good study,up up every day!　好好学习,天天向上.<BR><BR>17. 　If you always no three no four,I will give you clour see　如果你老是不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看。<BR><BR>18. I am your right and left hand 我是你的左右手